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Substance W | “Valentinnitus”

Substance W’s second album, Valentinnitus, explores the timeless subject of love via fourteen musical love letters. This album covers every aspect, from sickeningly sweet bubblegum pop to darkly cinematic soundscapes of obsession, and makes a great gift alternative for th... More Info

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Aluminum Tadpole | “That's Not The Cow I Ordered”

As the band members were growing up and drifting their separate ways, they still met occasionally, just long enough to throw together these musical gems. While their rate of musical output may have slowed, the resulting pieces show more polish and musical maturity along with an uneasiness an... More Info

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Aluminum Tadpole | “Non Compos Mentis”

The salad days of Aluminum Tadpole. Covering the band’s most fruitful years, this album showcases Choagie’s unique songwriting style. Thrill to his inspiring anthem “I’m Demented” – a clarion call to malcontents everywhere, yearning to break free of societal expectations – and marvel at the... More Info

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Aluminum Tadpole | “More Of The Same”

This compact anthology of Aluminum Tadpole is a nice introduction to the band’s overall sound. It includes the band’s favorite tracks from the albums Non Compos Mentis, More Info

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Substance W | “A Boiling Vat of Adhesive Xmas”

The premiere release from Seattle-based Substance W, A Boiling Vat Of Adhesive Xmas (pronounced “ex-muss” in case you miss the comic book reference) is a 74-minute nonstop genre-jumping marathon of unpredictable yet highly accessible takes on Christmas songs old and new. T... More Info

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Flash Pan Hunters | “Flash Pan Hunters”

One of the most exciting bands to emerge from Seattle's post-grunge scene, Flash Pan Hunters captured lightning in a bottle with their self-titled 1999 debut, which has been a hard-to-find rarity since that original vinyl pressing. Led by multi-talented Cory Gettman (who gained further ... More Info

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Asgoth A.D. | “Warwick Motel”

No room will be vacant of budget luxury when equipped with this wall-to-wall shag carpet of rock 'n' roll. Rockabilly and heavy metal collide with the unmistakable sound of an '80s vintage Casio keyboard. Plus amusing monologues and dramatic scenes that might tell some sort of... More Info

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D. Sticker Ensemble | “Ambiance of Sticker”

If you share in John Cage’s appreciation for sounds or enjoy Brian Eno’s ambient recordings then this CD is for you.

This is a collection of soundscapes, noise, experiments, and instrumental music recorded in various bedrooms from 1993 to 1999.... More Info

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D. Sticker Ensemble | “Motion Picture Soundtracks”

In 1993 there was Rummage Sale. In 2002 there was Caca Candy. This disc is a collection of the music composed for both of those short films by D. Sticker.

Hear Mr. Sticker’s earliest efforts at creating infectious pop with the catch... More Info

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D. Sticker Ensemble | “Seasons of Sticker”

Seasons of Sticker is full of catchy songs intricately crafted by D. Sticker and brought to life with an actual ensemble of musicians. It will make you laugh, it will make you cry, it will also keep you guessing as each song takes a drastic turn in theme and style. Engineered in glorious “Wa... More Info

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Colonel Jimmy & The Blackfish | “Colonel Jimmy & The Blackfish”

Colonel Jimmy & The Blackfish offer no apologies with their self-titled, self-released debut. With a fast-growing grassroots fan base reaching world wide, this 5-piece outlaw country band is known for ignoring standards and has carved out a niche as a hard-driving, over-sexed gang of mur... More Info

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GTR GYRO | “Elektrik Gtr”

From the artist who brought us the perplexing "Far-Out Sounds Of The Fretless Guitar" comes another improvisational noise masterpiece of even stranger proportions. Utilizing multiple effects pedals and unorthodox playing techniques, GTR GYRO approached this album with the goal of &... More Info

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Spanky Spankitos & The Spankaroos | “The Totally Gay '80s”

Stuffy old historians in tweed blazers used to refer to the 1890s as The Gay Nineties (usually while seated in front of impressive bookcases and smoking pipes). But then the 1980s came along and they were like, “ Oh my god! TOTALLY!” (Next they spiked their hair with some gel, donned OP beac... More Info

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Assorted Spores | “BUDS”

Assorted Spores (also known as The Buds) were a short-lived fixture of the casino bar circuit in South Lake Tahoe circa 1980. Hired to play more relaxing fare like Christopher Cross's "Sailing", the band delighted in shocking their audiences by aborting the soft rock mid-song ... More Info

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GTR GYRO | “The Far-Out Sounds of the Fretless Guitar”

Take a twenty-something guitarist with time on his hands, a Les Paul copy with frets yanked out (cracks filled with veneer by friend Dennis), lots of effects pedals, and a cassette deck. The result: meandering musical mayhem. GTR GYRO (pronounced "guitar hero") made a lot of these ... More Info

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Blood Feast | “Blood Feast”

In 1983, three teens got together, came up with some music and words, and talked their older friend Cole into doing vocals. The result: Blood Feast. Guitar, bass, vocals, and trashcans/cardboard boxes for drums. Maybe some real drums, too. They only played these songs a few times, and then t... More Info

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Peeno | “This Microphone Is Broken”

Barely distinguishable voices and sounds echo and loop, swirl around, and get turned inside out, as if time and space are being controlled by a malfunctioning turntable in an empty concert hall. Dialog from "The Brady Bunch" and "Poltergeist" are quoted for no apparent re... More Info

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Aluminum Tadpole | “The Clever Whatever”

When not watching bad horror movies or listening to records, the members of Aluminum Tadpole would occasionally have an impromptu jam session, recording music with whatever equipment was immediately available. The result: A sound that ranges from crass to touching, inept to jazzy. Also of no... More Info

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Choagie Graham | “Demented Ramblings of the Young "Choagie" Graham”

“When David Graham was nine years old, he developed an alter-ego known as ‘Choagie’ and recorded his mainly-incoherent ramblings on the family tape recorder. Decades later, the results are available to the masses. After Christian spirituals sung with his aunt and little sister ‘Nini,’ Choagi... More Info

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