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Colonel Jimmy & The Blackfish | Moral Fiber

"If listening to Colonel Jimmy's 'Miss Steak Grade-A Beef' doesn't make you tap your toes and smile from ear to ear, perhaps you shouldn't leave home. This group of Sacramentans has been headlining local venues for a while now and has amassed some loyal fans tha... More Info

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The D. Sticker Ensemble | The Sound Of Sticker (LP - Red Vinyl)

"...it sounds like The Beatles and The Residents did a bunch of XTC covers in the style of The Velvet Underground with production by David Lynch and Beck." -- Todd Leykamp... More Info

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Substance W | Spring Session W

In Spring of 2009 the members of Substance W were trapped in an abandoned PAAS egg dye factory. After subsisting on little more than chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps for the next two years, the band was discovered with horribly unkempt beards (as well as this bizarre collection of pop... More Info

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Substance W | A Boiling Vat of Adhesive Xmas

The premiere release from Seattle-based Substance W, A Boiling Vat Of Adhesive Xmas (pronounced "ex-muss" in case you miss the comic book reference) is a 74-minute nonstop genre-jumping marathon of unpredictable yet highly accessible takes on Christmas songs old ... More Info

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Various | Sampler Vol. 1

"Choagie" Graham is your personal guide on this tour of outsider music, shoebox recordings, garage rock, electronic pop, industrial breakbeats, hellbilly bluegrass, jazz, and experimental ambiance compiled from twenty Worst Kitchen releases. Includes performances by Allied Fracture... More Info

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Dennis Aman | Sextet (Cloud Atlas)

Composer Dennis Aman's Sextet (Cloud Atlas) explores simple structures with earnest playfulness. Aman employs an (occasionally quirky) modal harmonic language to striking effect, moving the listener between puckish engagement and mindful introspection.... More Info

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Substance W | Valentinnitus - Biennial Anniversary Edition

Limited edition pressing of 214 copies, hand numbered, packaged in silk-screened cardstock wallet. Comes with special commemorative button, vinyl sticker, and refrigerator magnet.... More Info

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Substance W | Valentinnitus

Substance W's second album, Valentinnitus, explores the timeless subject of love via fourteen musical love letters. This album covers every aspect, from sickeningly sweet bubblegum pop to darkly cinematic soundscapes of obsession, and makes a great gift alternative f... More Info

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Substance W | 3-Pack

Here's your chance to grab the complete discography of Substance W in one fell swoop! The 3-Pack includes all three CDs from this eclectic band, and costs eight bucks less than if you were to purchase each album separately. ... More Info

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Aluminum Tadpole | More Of The Same

This compact anthology of Aluminum Tadpole is a nice introduction to the band's overall sound and features special glow-in-the-dark packaging.... More Info

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Aluminum Tadpole | Non Compos Mentis

Covering the most fruitful period for Aluminum Tadpole, this album showcases Choagie's unique songwriting style. Thrill to his inspiring anthem "I'm Demented" (a clarion call to malcontents everywhere, yearning to break free of societal expectations) and marvel at the Zap... More Info

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Aluminum Tadpole | The Clever Whatever

When not watching bad horror movies or listening to records, the members of Aluminum Tadpole would occasionally have an impromptu jam session, recording music with whatever equipment was immediately available. The result: A sound that ranges from crass to touching, inept to jazzy. This CD i... More Info

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The D. Sticker Ensemble | The Sound Of Sticker

"...it sounds like The Beatles and The Residents did a bunch of XTC covers in the style of The Velvet Underground with production by David Lynch and Beck." -- Todd Leykamp... More Info

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The D. Sticker Ensemble | Ambiance of Sticker

If you share in John Cage's appreciation for sounds or enjoy Brian Eno's ambient recordings then this CD is for you.

This is a collection of soundscapes, noise, experiments, and instrumental music recorded by The D. Sticker Ensemble in various bedrooms from... More Info

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The D. Sticker Ensemble | Seasons of Sticker

Seasons of Sticker is full of catchy songs intricately crafted by The D. Sticker Ensemble and brought to life with an actual ensemble of musicians. It will make you laugh, it will make you cry, it will also keep you guessing as each song takes a drastic turn in theme and style. Engineered in... More Info

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The D. Sticker Ensemble | Motion Picture Soundtracks

In 1993 there was Rummage Sale. In 2002 there was Caca Candy. This disc is a collection of the music composed for both of those short films by The D. Sticker Ensemble.

Hear Mr. Sticker's earliest efforts at creating infectious ... More Info

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Allied Fracture | Conspiracy Generation

Breakbeats meet plunderphonics in Allied Fracture's first CD release. A paranoid tour-de-force, Conspiracy Generation was recorded on analog reel-to-reel tape for maximum hiss and flutter. Heavy electronic beats, dark orchestral stylings, layers of found noise and an... More Info

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Asgoth A.D. | Warwick Motel

No room will be vacant of budget luxury when equipped with this wall-to-wall shag carpet of rock 'n' roll. Rockabilly and heavy metal collide with the unmistakable sound of an '80s vintage Casio keyboard. Plus amusing monologues and dramatic scenes that might tell some sort of... More Info

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Choagie Graham | Demented Ramblings of the Young "Choagie" Graham

When David Graham was nine years old, he developed an alter-ego known as "Choagie" and recorded his mainly-incoherent ramblings on the family tape recorder. Decades later, the results are available to the masses. After Christian spirituals sung with his aunt and little sister "... More Info

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Aluminum Tadpole | That's Not The Cow I Ordered!

This third album from Aluminum Tadpole sees the band members growing up and drifting their separate ways, regrouping occasionally to squeeze out these last musical vestiges. While their rate of musical output may have slowed, the resulting pieces show more polish and musical maturity along w... More Info

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The D. Sticker Ensemble | Fabioland

Welcome to Fabioland, where the law of fair use dictates all. This album is in the style of Negativland and John Oswald whereby creating sound collages with the use of samples from music, pop culture and home recordings. You might even call some of these mash-ups (but not really). ... More Info

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Choagie & Friends | Crass & Cruel Crank Calls

In a world without caller ID, when unsuspecting strangers were randomly telephoned by anonymous pranksters... ... More Info

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Dennis Aman | Farrago

How many ways can recorded music or speech be squeezed, stretched, dithered, or folded before it becomes pure abstraction? At the tone, will Pacific Standard Time be 10:10 (and ten seconds)... again? What if Bach had been a speed freak? ... More Info

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Flash Pan Hunters | Flash Pan Hunters

One of the most exciting bands to emerge from Seattle's post-grunge scene, Flash Pan Hunters captured lightning in a bottle with their self-titled 1999 debut, which has been a hard-to-find rarity since that original vinyl pressing. Led by multi-talented Cory Gettman (who gained further ... More Info

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GTR GYRO | Elektrik Gtr

From the artist who brought us the perplexing "Far-Out Sounds Of The Fretless Guitar" comes another improvisational noise masterpiece of even stranger proportions. Utilizing multiple effects pedals and unorthodox playing techniques, GTR GYRO approached this album with the goal of &... More Info

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GTR GYRO | The Far-Out Sounds of the Fretless Guitar

Take a twenty-something guitarist with time on his hands, a Les Paul copy with frets yanked out, lots of effects pedals, and a cassette deck. The result: meandering musical mayhem. GTR GYRO (pronounced "guitar hero") made a lot of these tapes a few decades ago, but this is the only... More Info

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Assorted Spores | BUDS

Assorted Spores (also known as The Buds) were a short-lived fixture of the casino bar circuit in South Lake Tahoe circa 1980. Hired to play more relaxing fare like Christopher Cross's "Sailing", the band delighted in shocking their audiences by aborting the soft rock mid-song ... More Info

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Blood Feast | Blood Feast

In 1983, three teens got together, came up with some music and words, and talked their older friend Cole into doing vocals. The result: Blood Feast. Guitar, bass, vocals, and trashcans/cardboard boxes for drums. Maybe some real drums, too. They only played these songs a few times, and then t... More Info

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Peeno | Mule Donut Impala

The members of Peeno discovered a cassette tape recording of a jam session from twenty years ago, and decided to have another series of jam sessions with the tape. Sometimes they followed the original recording, and at other times used it as a starting point for something drastically differe... More Info

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Colonel Jimmy & The Blackfish | CJBF

Colonel Jimmy & The Blackfish offer no apologies with their self-titled, self-released debut. With a fast-growing grassroots fan base reaching world wide, this 5-piece outlaw country band is known for ignoring standards and has carved out a niche as a hard-driving, over-sexed gang of mur... More Info

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Ass Prison | Demos Volume One: Rod Goes Off

Word jazz mixes with punk, electronica, and psychedelia on this CD Maxi Single. Six tracks of wonderfully warped and raucously rocking song poems. ... More Info

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DJ Napp | El Nappo Vs. The Aztec Frankenstein

From the depths of our late-20th century archives comes this sampling mash-up extravaganza of chill-out grooves and up-tempo dance beats. Every track produced by DJ Napp is here, including two featuring everyone's favorite caretaker, Torgo. ... More Info

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Ass Prison | Live And Sticky

In their first full-length album, the mighty members of Ass Prison prove their mettle with an all-LIVE tour de force of gritty, hard driving, off-the-cuff rock'n'roll. ... More Info

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Storm | Neither Here Nor There

"Most of this was put together late 80's - early 90's, sitting on the floor where the electrical outlet was as I didn't have an extension cord. Found sounds and found recorders. Some of this was getting the records to skip with strategically placed pieces of masking tape,... More Info

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Action Sound | Super Band

Various artists from Worst Kitchen's roster have contributed an eclectic pile of ingredients -- rock, fusion, '70s camp, Casio kitsch, badly acted video drama, bits of "found audio" -- and concocted this reeking stew of musical fun. Featuring the further demented rambling... More Info

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Stephen Cunningham | Home Sliced

Here are a batch of home recordings made in living rooms, basements, bedrooms, dining rooms... Over at a friend's place, or by myself while the kids were trying to take a nap at home. Singing out of raw notebooks, making up the tune and then pushing record before I... More Info

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Spanky Spankitos & The Spankaroos | The Totally Gay '80s

Stuffy old historians wearing tweed blazers often referred to the 1890s as "The Gay Nineties" (usually while seated in front of impressive bookcases). But when the 1980s came along they were like, "Oh my god! TOTALLY!" (Next they spiked their hair with VO5 gel, donned OP ... More Info

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Peeno | This Microphone Is Broken

Barely distinguishable voices and sounds echo and loop, swirl around, and get turned inside out, as if time and space are being controlled by a malfunctioning turntable in an empty concert hall. Dialog from "The Brady Bunch" and "Poltergeist" are quoted for no apparent re... More Info

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