swag
Click image for more info

Aluminum Tadpole | “The Clever Whatever”

When not watching bad horror movies or listening to records, the members of Aluminum Tadpole would occasionally have an impromptu jam session, recording music with whatever equipment was immediately available. The result: A sound that ranges from crass to touching, inept to jazzy. This CD i... More Info

$10 plus shipping

Click image for more info

Substance W | “Spring Session W”

In Spring of 2009 the members of Substance W were trapped in an abandoned PAAS egg dye factory. After subsisting on little more than chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps for the next two years, the band was discovered with horribly unkempt beards (as well as this bizarre collection of pop... More Info

$12 plus shipping

Click image for more info

Substance W | “Valentinnitus - Biennial Anniversary Edition”

Limited edition pressing of 214 copies, hand numbered, packaged in silk-screened cardstock wallet. Comes with special commemorative button, vinyl sticker, and refrigerator magnet.... More Info

$14 plus shipping

Click image for more info

Asgoth A.D. | “Warwick Motel”

No room will be vacant of budget luxury when equipped with this wall-to-wall shag carpet of rock 'n' roll. Rockabilly and heavy metal collide with the unmistakable sound of an '80s vintage Casio keyboard. Plus amusing monologues and dramatic scenes that might tell some sort of... More Info

$10 plus shipping

Click image for more info

Choagie & Friends | “Crass & Cruel Crank Calls”

In a world without caller ID, when unsuspecting strangers were randomly telephoned by anonymous pranksters... ... More Info

$9 plus shipping

Click image for more info

Choagie Graham | “Demented Ramblings of the Young "Choagie" Graham”

When David Graham was nine years old, he developed an alter-ego known as "Choagie" and recorded his mainly-incoherent ramblings on the family tape recorder. Decades later, the results are available to the masses. After Christian spirituals sung with his aunt and little sister "... More Info

$9 plus shipping

Click image for more info

Substance W | “A Boiling Vat of Adhesive Xmas”

The premiere release from Seattle-based Substance W, A Boiling Vat Of Adhesive Xmas (pronounced "ex-muss" in case you miss the comic book reference) is a 74-minute nonstop genre-jumping marathon of unpredictable yet highly accessible takes on Christmas songs old ... More Info

$12 plus shipping

Click image for more info

Spanky Spankitos & The Spankaroos | “The Totally Gay '80s”

Stuffy old historians wearing tweed blazers often referred to the 1890s as "The Gay Nineties" (usually while seated in front of impressive bookcases). But when the 1980s came along they were like, "Oh my god! TOTALLY!" (Next they spiked their hair with VO5 gel, donned OP ... More Info

$10 plus shipping

Click image for more info

Substance W | “Valentinnitus”

Substance W's second album, Valentinnitus, explores the timeless subject of love via fourteen musical love letters. This album covers every aspect, from sickeningly sweet bubblegum pop to darkly cinematic soundscapes of obsession, and makes a great gift alternative f... More Info

$10 plus shipping

Click image for more info

Action Sound | “Super Band”

Various artists from Worst Kitchen's roster have contributed an eclectic pile of ingredients -- rock, fusion, '70s camp, Casio kitsch, badly acted video drama, bits of "found audio" -- and concocted this reeking stew of musical fun. Featuring the further demented rambling... More Info

$10 plus shipping

Click image for more info

Ass Prison | “Live And Sticky”

In their first full-length album, the mighty members of Ass Prison prove their mettle with an all-LIVE tour de force of gritty, hard driving, off-the-cuff rock'n'roll. ... More Info

$10 plus shipping